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Monday, August 5, 2013

The Uh Invasion

Have you ever noticed how the syllable 'uh' has infested our language like a plague of cockroaches?  No?

And I'm not talking about disfluencies and discourse markers that let your listener know you're not having a stroke, but just having some 'temporary', little trouble dragging out and uttering the least non-specific word in your pathetic vocabulary.

No.  I'm talking about the replacement of vowels that are just a tad more difficult to properly enunciate by today's boorish speakers of Americanish, exemplified by those icons of influence:  21st century television and radio presenters (and their swarming devotees).

Let's have fun and look at some examples of your commonly-heard, Americanish speech atrophia:

Tuh-day, Tuh-morrow, Uh-mediately

Uh-conomy, Uh-fficient, Uh-fecctive

Buh-fore, Puh-lite, Buh-low

Uh-ran, Uh-raq


That is so Uh-mazing, yes?  Shall we not have some more fun and try to pronounce the actual vowels?


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